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I am slow on this shit because I haven’t been reading my emails the last week, I’m on strike, but he’s the most anticipated dude in hip hop and I find the whole thing kinda funny because he is a...

Jennifer Garner picks up her 3-year-old daughter, Violet Affleck, from school on Friday (July 3) in Santa Monica, Calif.The 37-year-old actress, who will be joining a huge ensemble cast for the...

Bless her heart!

One of Michael Jackson’s former British bodyguards claims that he had a secret girlfriend. Matt Fiddes declines to identify her, and also talks at length about Michael’s drug addiction. Problem...

Sarah Palin officially announced on Friday (July 3) that she will be resigning as governor of Alaska.The 45-year-old, who was known as ‘Sarah Barricuda’ in high school, will serve as governor...

Michael Jackson is dead. And that sucks. It really does.The saddest part of the sudden death of Michael Jackson is the loss of the artist who created such iconic music. Though there are rumors of...

While Kim Kardashian is busy showing off her large breasts, sisters Kourtney and Khloe are ready to take over Miami.The siblings just finished shooting a series of promotional ads for their...

- Hayden Panettiere Doesn’t Regret Misspelled Regrets [PopEater]- Lindsay and Sam go out for a birthday lunch [Dlisted]- Gwyneth’s latest GOOP email is actually decent [Lainey Gossip]- Michael...

Like many starlets before her, Jennifer Aniston is setting her sights on entering the "exciting", albeit risky world of owning a restaurant. Reports are saying that Jen is in the early stages of...

This will bring the LOLs!The U.K.'s Mirror newspaper is reporting that Michael Jackson tried to adopt the Octo-Mom's litter of babies shortly before his death so that his youngest son, Blanket,...

Bye-bye Hamptons, Hello El Lay!Make arrangements, as P.Diddy is moving his annual Fourth of July White Party from the East Coast to the West, opting to have the party in Beverly Hills, rather than...

Happy fourth of July you cocksuckers. Be sure to take your fat ass outside in your bathing suit and get your meat on your fuckin’ grill, because that’s what Kim Kardashian wants you to do. She...

I am still a fan of Rihanna, not because I put on her music and I can’t help but ask myself to politely not stop it, because it speaks to me. It’s not because I think she’s talented, or because I...

In a surprising turn of events, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin announced today that she will be resigning her office as governor in about two weeks. No reason was given as to why Palin is resigning...

Brad Pitt’s vintage motorcycle breaks down in a residential area near the Franklin Village in Los Angeles on Thursday (July 2). Left with few options, the 45-year-old actor decided to bum a ride...

Sarah Palin, the moral matriarch moron, will NOT seek a second terms as Alaska's Govenor. Palin will announce the news officially from a press conference at her home in Wasilla, Alaska, this...

Alec Baldwin (with Marci Klein) at the UJA-Federation of New York’s Leadership awards dinner at Pier Sixty in New York City on June 6th. Images thanks to WENN.com .Depending on how you look at...

The housing market might be lousy in America, but apparently that doesn't apply in cowboy country.Shit-kickin' country western singer Alan Jackson just placed his Nashville home on the real estate...