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  Harry Potter’s sidekick bitch Rupert Grint is officially my new hero.  He recently told The Sun that he would not move to Hollywood because he did not want to run into the likes of Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton:  “I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot. She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, ‘But you can’t act’.”It would have been better if he told her that instead of just thinking it.  That’s my new rule in life, to tell people the truth as is.  There’s this three year old in my neighborhood who wears his blanket as a cape and runs through people’s lawns happily thinking he is a super hero.  I should just put that to the test and throw a ball at his head and when he falls I’ll just say “see Timmy, if you were a real superhero you could have dodged that.  But you didn’t.  You fail in life and your dreams are officially dead.”   I just saved that kid years of therapy.