Adnan Ghalib

Just When I thought I was out.....

…..They pulled me back in.    The Spears Family make Jon Benet Ramsey’s parents look normal.  But it seems like they are about to get things right….well somewhat right, and yes it took them this long. It looks like my last threat to Britney worked!  She is finally getting help and will remain under medical watch until February 14 and I hope to god she doesn’t return to her gas station ways. Jamie Spears has laid the smack down on Adnan and Sam Lutfi.  Sam Lutfi is now trying to fend off a restraining order which her parents have FINALLY issued.  E Online reports:  “On Monday, Jamie was granted conservatorship of his 26-year-old daughter and her finances through Feb. 14.  A lawyer for Britney argued unsuccessfully that she did not want her father in control of her affairs; however, a court-appointed attorney told the judge he interviewed the singer on Sunday and determined she did not understand the proceedings and was not competent to retain counsel.”   In funnier news, Adnan was denied to even drop off flowers to Britney.  Here he is walking away.  God he just LOOKS evil and wrong.  This is why I can never work in legal justice.  But seriously, the dude looks wrong.   

Deja Puke

  I think everyone noticed my lack of Britney news. It’s not that I’m bored with her news, I just don’t need to acknowledge her existence. Everyone is asking why Britney does the things she does—simple: It’s our fault. Totally ignore the ho bag and she will disappear off the radar.  And besides has anything really changed? Adnan Ghalib continues to not only make my people look bad, but also to offer his services as her butt monkey. Her hygiene is still lacking, and her suicide attempts have not increased beyond that one crazy incident which even she forgot about. I had more attempts than that! And by attempts I mean contemplating them and not actually acting out on them. My therapist thinks that is me repressing my anger and channeling it into something less productive yet positive. I just think I’m a lazy asshole. Point is, I don’t need to report on how many gas station visits this low life makes, or how many times she plays Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde with her accents and personality, or how AGAIN this week she missed out on a court hearing to regain custody of her children, and how Sam and Adnan continue to make my people look bad –although in their defense, I think Osama pretty much takes full credit for that one. I still think he needs a good hug. Let’s just not look at her anymore. Seriously. She will go away. I did that with my depression and it went away….I now make happy by burning things.