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I am so sorry for my MIA status!  My medical situation has worsened over the past two days.  I’m only starting to get better now but I swear to god my wrath has increased to a level unknown to humanity.  I fear for the children. I missed yesterday’s portion of Toxic Thursday where I get to rip into a celebrity of my choice….not that I do that on a regular basis.  Yes I am bitter, I am on the verge of an unholy death, and the useless existence of others around me has driven me to a dark place. RED RUM. RED RUM.  So yeah I will not be blogging much today.  In other news, murder is frowned upon.  Only commit when you  know your tracks are covered or if you  are a member of the Bush Administration.  Today is Fabulous Fake Friday.   This is our new weekly segment where we present you with the news that are partially true.  We are taking a cue from the Fox Network! For example, this week douche extraordinaire, John Mayer showcased a new 80’s hairdo.  Not only did he show it off to the world, but HE BLOGGED about it.  I have finally found a person more useless than me, and hopefully just as suicidal.  This is what he had to say: “Today I set off on my newest project; to grow and maintain an authentic ’80s style feathered haircut. It’s something I’ve wanted to do for some time and I’m very excited to bring this amazing look into today’s pop culture landscape”. So in celebration of Fabulous Fake Friday, we here at Celebrity Fling bring you an exclusive clip of John Mayer’s newest  music video “My new 80’s hairdo”.  It may be a remake but it is a hit in Japan and Norway.  I hear Timbaland will remix it. [video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXTVYc5yPOo]