American Idol

I called it the day of her audition.  Brooke White is the epitome of everything wrong on live, competitive, and democratic talent shows.  The only reason she is still there is due to the sympathy  votes she is getting from older women who are happy to see an anti-Britney on their television sets, and from little girls who are drawn to he Disney princess, damsel-in-distress aura that surrounds her presence. She is dumb as hell, her cute act is becoming irritating, and she can’t sing.  Her performance last night on American Idol is equivalent to a slow massacre of a shaky chiwawa: [video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtQZ7Vc0_mQ]   With all fairness though, she wasn’t the only one who sucked harder than Tara Reid on Spring Break last night. This season proves that American Idol is over.  There are no more talents or hidden gems left in the States.  They need to end the show tonight!  Kick them all off and give David Archuleta his teary eyed moment.  But judging by the public interest, it will be his first of many.  I still adore him! [video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZU4SV83qtM]