Amy Winehouse
Posted Wed, 05/14/2008 - 18:22 by maha
Woah, woah, woah!!! I thought Amy Winehouse was taken, and I thought Pete Doherty was dead. Yes I decided to always assume he was dead so I never have to question my faith in humanity or God's cruel jokes on his children. But looks like I was wrong! Amy and Pete shared a ….sloppy, drunken, drug induced kiss…? I think that’s a kiss. Either it’s a kiss or Pete was trying to lick off cocaine leftovers. This is the same guy who according to The Mirror claimed that he only noticed he had a drug problem when he tried to kill his kittens : "I got a shovel and was going to kill one of the cats. That was when I was, like, you know, 'I'm a bit of a mess'. It was a bit of a crazy time." This is why I just assume he’s dead.
How perfect would this be if it was indeed a romantic kiss? She makes Kate Moss look drug free and healthy, and he makes….well…he makes about anyone look amazingly great in comparison. Even Tom Cruise, and especially Nick Nolte.
Posted Fri, 02/08/2008 - 08:49 by maha
YES!!! We are finally making progress! We are actually punishing celebrities the right way for their wrong doings! And no I’m not talking about a pussy visit to jail and rehab which only benefits them at the end, I’m talking about cutting them out of the lime light, thus making their careers suffer! Man I love a good torturing! Now I know how God feels. But seriously, Amy Winehouse will not be performing at the Grammy’s this Sunday! The U.S. embassy denied her visa request! Now if only we can bring good ol’ spanking to Hollywood….I know many celebrities in need. I’m looking at you Matt Damon. Well…I’m looking at a screen picture of you on my monitor which I just licked.
I may need some medical attention. No seriously I think the saliva mixed with the static radiating off the screen. I’m like a Marvel superhero! And Marvel comics you better have me shoot lasers out of my nipples. Could you imagine:
Evil guy # 1: “Nipple girl! I just killed someone…so…um…are you gonna shoot me down with your nipples…or what?”
Nipple Girl “Prepare to die!”*takes off bra*
Evil guy # 2 :”Yeah me too! Me too!”
Evil guy # 3 : “I just said damn..that’s a sin. Do me next!”
Spider Man 3 can suck it. No pun intended.
