Ashlee Simpson

Once more....Jessica?

Posted Tue, 02/13/2007 - 04:15 by maha


WOAH someone gave up on life!
She looks...stumpy? How can someone who receives much aid from stylists, plastic surgeons, and make up artists still look like an ass clown?? Again I'm not a mean person and I think beauty on the outside really does reflect what's on the inside. With that being said, Jessica Simpson has one ugly and deformed soul. And judging by her legs (which she is exposing enough of KNOWING they will be criticized) it's safe to say there is a penis up there. She is one ugly dude...on the inside.

AND for the record, Ashlee is so hot. I'm a straight arrow of a hetero woman but Jesus in man made heaven, she is looking great. For a fake tan, hair, nose, lips, eye contour, smile, attitude...she looks great! Well done papa Joe.

Sibling Rivalry turns ugly....real ugly

Posted Sat, 07/22/2006 - 02:50 by maha


Just ask Ashlee Simpson... yes that is in fact Ashlee.

Now I have to wonder if anything these girls say about their body parts is just a lie. Jessica spent the first 4 years of her career defending her chest, now Ashlee is defending her weight and lips. Is any of it true? and does it really matter? No. No it really doesn't. So why write about them? Because I have no life.

How to Sell: Guide to Prostitution

Posted Wed, 04/12/2006 - 10:57 by maha


Wow. First of...That is NOT Jessica Simpson..I repeat that is NOT Jessica Simpson.

Ashlee (why does she spell her name the douche way??) is trying to sell herself. This is how I know something huge is happening:

Hair extensions and bleach: if you are an American girl between the age of 12-24 and you wanna make it big in Hollywood, you first have to strip yourself of anything natural. The Blonder the better, since you know... bleach blondes are skanks. I'm not bitter I'm just honest.

FYI if you can find a hooker/ballerina outfit then that is a BONUS. Nothing says success like kiddy porn!

P.S. Why is she in a bathroom??? Please tell me that is NOT her dressing Room? Freakin Carrot Top has a bigger room in Vegas!

OH the dirty south

Posted Mon, 11/21/2005 - 13:48 by maha

haha I said dirty south...but seriously. This report comes to you from Texas. I am very concerned about family structures of the south...I mean is being your baby's pimp daddy cool now or what?

I'm sorry but any dad with any respect for himself and his own kids and family rep would never let his daughter do the things she does. But then again the picture under speaks a thousand words.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW.

What a sick man.
This whole thing is a gimmick.