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Britney Spears: The Fall and Rise of America

For those of you who read my blog regularly, well first of all I apologize for your daily dose of a brain hemorrhage. You also know about my ban of anything Britney Spears related until she turns her manageable life around.   I am officially lifting the ban.  Not only has she signed on with Bally fitness to get her health in check, but thanks to her dad and the marginalization of her money whoring mom’s involvement in her career, she is on the road to a decent start!   Yes, she dumped off her own children and fled that responsibility, but with all these new photos emerging of a healthier Britney I have faith in a full recovery.  We will finally have our talent less, over paid, over valued, egotistical pop star back! The world will breathe again, Africa’s famine will miraculously  end, Palestinians and Israelis will kiss and makeup, and God will shine a ray of light over our lost little souls. Bally Fitness should use that as their slogan.