Ben Affleck

Karma Is A Bitch

Posted Sun, 11/11/2007 - 16:59 by maha
Years after the Bennifer drama, Ben Affleck decided to be a little bitch and blame his failing career on Jennifer Lopez. Yes Ben, Jenny must have been the mastermind behind Reindeer Games. Jenny decided to take the "high road" by skipping out on Boston: "Jennifer Lopez is touring cities from Los Angeles to Miami to promote her latest CD, Brave. But there’s one city where she won’t be performing - Boston! “Jennifer has very bad memories of the city,” a friend tells Star. It’s where [ex-boyfriend] Ben Affleck proposed to her and where Ben is from.” Since their 2004 split, J.Lo and Ben “have not been friends,” adds the pal. “She’s mad that he continues to trash her and their relationship in the media.” Judging by her 53,000 record sales, I'm sure Bostonians aren't too upset. And as far as Affleck goes, trashing Jenny did him no good and I'm pretty sure he is two more failing movies away from entering rehab. His latest and much anticipated project Gone Baby Gone has FLOPPED! Sure he received a pity trophy at the Hollywood Awards last night, but the reviews and the Box Office results are out and that's really what matters in Hollywood. the movie came in at number 5 (The Rock's movie The Game Plan beat it!) Here's what the critics are saying: "Gone Baby Gone is a sloppy mess of a film that never comes together, resulting in a convoluted story filled with overly simplified characters that does not work on any level." "After an hour of all-plot zero-character action, the film starts to drag, and then the twists come rapid-fire, each more ridiculous than the last, and by the end, you'll start to wish that you were the one who was gone." Either Karma is a bitch or Jennifer Lopez's new album is to blame. Or maybe it's her fetus? I heard her womb is magical and her fetus has developed the power to control Ben Affleck's decision making patterns.

When in doubt, blame Jenny from the block

Posted Sat, 11/10/2007 - 23:51 by maha

 

Ben Affleck is such a little bitch. He pretty much blames Jennifer Lopez for being such a shitty actor and hates himself for not being Matt Damon:

“It was probably bad for my career. What happens in this sort of bleed-over from the tabloids across your movie work. You go to a movie, you only go once. But the tabloids and Internet are everywhere. You can really subsume the public image of somebody. I ended up in an unfortunate crosshair position where I was in a relationship and [the media] mostly lied and inflated a bunch of salacious stuff for the sake of selling magazines. And I paid a certain price for that. Then, in concert with some movies that didn’t work…”

His new movie Gone Baby Gone is apparently his golden ticket “ I want [the film] to work. Badly. I mean, a sh*tty movie comes out on 2,800 screens? I’ve been there and it’s embarrassing..... That’s why there’s something really great about directing—about having authorship over something. If you don’t like this movie, I’m the guy to see. I’m the guy to criticize. I take some measure of comfort in that. It’s fair, at least.”

 

I could see how JLO is to blame. I mean yes it makes sense right? All the crappy movies he made all her fault, because you know it’s not like movies take months and months to make. It’s not like you have to personally read your own script and your own lines over and over and analyze your character, and talk it over to the press and to your peers, and plan its marketing for months. It’s not like Ben had a choice or anything. It’s not like he has time to THINK and RETHINK everything over.

I would hope this movie sucks but I kind of want to see it....here's hoping Matt Damon makes a cameo!