Beyonce Knowles

Somewhere in the world, Big Bird barfed.

Posted Tue, 02/12/2008 - 09:52 by maha
  Is it just me or did Beyonce look smaller than usual at the BMG After party? I’m sure her team is going to be throwing words like “healthy diet” or “Pilates” around, but this is Hollywood so I’m going to assume two things. 1. lipo and 2. Bulimia. This assumption is for her benefit. Look, I’m doing you a favor Beyonce. Weeks from now you’ll have to be rushed to the hospital under claims of “exhaustion” and no one will buy that story, adding more stress onto your already useless existence, which will lead you down a path of substance abuse and alcohol binges. This will taint your reputation and your family’s name causing them to force you into rehab which will either boost your record sales or damage your ego trip. The best thing to do is just to admit the cause of your sudden skinniness and to let us publicly judge you and tear your dreams and hopes to shreds right there for the world to see. My therapist calls this type of anger “displacement anger”. God I hate the color yellow.

Finally!!!

Posted Fri, 09/01/2006 - 00:26 by maha


Everyone knows I hate Beyonce and I will diss her at any given chance from left right to center. But you know what? After WEEKS of bad celebrity fashions popping everywhere, and usually with her being the main target, someone finally got it right! And the shock was that she did it right!

I love this dress. It is gorgeous.

Now if only she can stop kidding herself and buy clothes that actually are her size, then everything will be okay.....but this is a good start....

Oh and drop Jay-Z..... he is the ugliest person I have ever seen on TV and I did watch 50 cents perform live.

Holy Crap

Posted Thu, 02/02/2006 - 05:30 by maha

You all know I hate Beyonce...and now I must hate Jay Z. The Pimp and his mama are moving into ONE Of their many homes...

After looking at these pictures I really really hate them. See this is why we have more bitter people in the world. I already ranted about Beyonce two blogs down....now it's Jay's turn. First of all you're so rich go get your overbite fixed. IT PISSES ME OFF when I see celebrities with bad teeth. I had braces and STILL pay for them and,.... I was 12!!!!I'm 23!!!!!! Douche Bags! that's what you are. I hate how he still thinks he's got street cred. ....well...I guess when you see Beyonce's video you'll understand why he might have "street" cred...and yes I do mean of the diseased kind.
His music lately is a summary of this "Money, bling, how he wants to retire (freakin do it already), and beyonce's cellulite and his own....oh and Krystal". JUST STOP. You have no right to sing about your now" struggles". I have every right, I'm arab(Palestinian out of all types), muslim and a woman. In other words I have PROBLEMS!! OKay?? Before I finish telling people about my arab roots they ask if I know Osama or Sadam......Why the hell do you get Malcom and 2 Pac? You can't honestly sing about the ghetto and expect us to feel for your oppression...look around you you jackass. You're rich. I don't want to hear rich people bitch anymore!!!

Today is poor people can bitch back day. TAKE BACK THE DAY!
RAGE!!!!! I am full of RAGE.
P.S. Wicked pool.....

Anger...Rising

Posted Sun, 01/29/2006 - 10:07 by maha


I don't think it's news that I also don't like Beyonce (me hate a celebrity???noooo!)
If you really hate yourself or just want to blind yourself to get an excuse to not write that exam then by all means watch her new video "Check On It".

Okay okay so she's not bad on the eyes but since when is it appealing or even okay for women to dress like Thai jail bait? That's not cool. Ladies! The more you show the easier you seem......And for you who are going for that look...Then how about this, the more you show the fatter you look. I don't consider myself big at all. I'm actually pretty skinny but I don't dress like an under aged babay's mama . The beach, the pool, the bedroom, and the shower are the only places where nudity or half nudity should be allowed. I don't care if you have small, big, or plastic fun bags, I don't care if Busta and Snoop like booty. It is cellulite and I don't need to see that shit. Even you skinny ones have it! I know and you know. STAY CLASSY. it pays off.

I would LOVE to turn those videos on the men. Let's see your cellulite!!! YEAHHHHH , BEEEEEER!!

Other than the visual trauma....the TUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD. It's like sticking STD infested tampons.......okay you get the point. It is horrid.

I'm sick of you short minis that barley cover your elephant thighs, I'm sick of your bleached hair, I'm sick of your pop tart/gospel overdramatic high pitched voice, I'm sick of your chair humping---oh I'm sorry, "dancing", and I am so over your Jesus lovin. Bitch Please.