bi sexual

  If you’re as judgmental as me, you probably looked at the picture above and said “who’s that dude with the haggard house wife?”   That’s right, Lindsay Lohan has emerged from some kind of binge.  And the hot mess next to her is Samantha Ronson, a DJ who is most likely still using Lohan as her meal ticket (no pun intended).  Sources claim that Ronson has moved in with Lohan to keep her “sober and off drugs”.  This is the same Ronson who appeared on the scene when Lohan began her drug spiral.  I don’t know what their place looks like but I think it’s safe to assume it smells of vodka, vaginal cream, and shame.  And Ronson isn’t doing a good job of keeping Lohan grounded.  Hours after the above photo was taken, Lohan emerged from a salon looking like Jem and The Holograms barfed on her hair.    I studied logic in College, so this leads me to believe that sobriety is actually bad for you and will blind your decision making.  It will also lead you into a staged lesbian affair. I credit all my proud achievements to that class.