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This Just In: Megan fox is still pretty and useless

  Yea okay I get it I’m not Megan Fox and she is prettier than me.  I couldn’t care less if she’s the next Angelina Jolie with her, I swear I didn’t make out with my curling iron pout.  I don’t even care that she looks flawless on set in Vancouver without even trying.  My attention is elsewhere. She is holding a Timmy’s Iced Cap.   People? Summer is upon us.