Biggie

  The “is she, isn’t she?” affair between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan continued to turn heads this weekend.  Lohan and Ronson were spotted canoodling and kissing like a couple on P.Diddy’s yacht at the Cannes Festival in France.  There’s a line I never thought I would write.  First of all, who gave Diddy a boat?  Second of all, this is the worst staged celebrity relationship since Tom Cruise announced his love to Robo Holmes.  In fact these two give me hope that Tommy and Robo are in fact embarking on real love.  I say ignore her.  Lindsay is like that lonely girl at gay bar, looking around desperately for a man to buy her a drink only to resort to the one typical, over hyped male fantasy of a slight lesbian tendency.  Honey, we’ve seen it all and frankly you don’t measure up.  Why don’t you  truly shock us by reading a book. Linday gives me nothing, therefore I must resort to a 90’s flashback and a little bit of Diddy boat action: [video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S1fUyW6riE]