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Posted Fri, 05/09/2008 - 05:18 by maha
Lindsay Lohan is finally launching her much anticipated line of crap: Leggings! Lindsay is 20 years too late and a season of fashion behind. She is holding a casting audition for her new line. Here is the Advertisement for the casting call:
CASTING FOR: The Look Book Shoot for 6126 - a new contemporary collection of leggings designed by Lindsay Lohan. Looking for diverse, multi-cultural, mixed races, an ‘off beauty’ is good as well as ‘beautiful’… No Blondes please.
USAGE: web, look book, worldwide
RATE: trade
The best part: Lindsay will not be paying the models. That’s right she’s expecting models to work for free. Maybe they should reconsider that blonde policy.
Posted Thu, 05/08/2008 - 07:40 by maha
Robo Holmes is driving me insane. The girl is beautiful, and she has potential talent. But she needs to get a clue. She needs to stop playing the Stepford wife card and snap back into reality. Well in her case, being a celebrity, she needs to snap back into a media hyped non reality, reality.
She follows Tommy like a little lost child, and she’s even morphing into one, HER OWN DAUGHTER! Are we still supposed to believe she’s being brainwashed? Seriously , you are a grown woman. I don’t buy that Scientology is some evil underground cult. And even if they were, anyone with a brain would sense that upon signing up. Grow up, get a divorce, and get your life together. This isn’t funny anymore Robo Holmes. In fact this is as funny as John Mayer’s attempts at comedy.
That’s a new low. Speaking of lows, here’s my new video. I know it’s not Monday, and since this has been a slow couple of days for me, I decided to make it up to all of you with a special video. Enjoy!
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEKY_m91l5k]
Posted Mon, 05/05/2008 - 15:40 by maha
Being sick and back home with the parents is awesome! My mom buys me the best juice boxes! But today my fever is gone and I am facing a sad reality where I still live with my parents, I’m unemployed, I still have cancer treatments, and I now have an addiction to strawberry Kool Aid. Ooooooh yeaaaaah!
I missed out on so much celebrity action last week, but I shall make up for it with a Movie Monday Fling video addition where I break down Kanye West’s angry letter to Entertainment Weekly.
Here’s Kanye’s blog entry as promised in the video:
Entertainment Weekly's Not Invited!
Yo, anybody that's not a fan; don't come to my show. For what?! To try and throw ya'll two cents in? Ya'll rated my album shitty and now ya'll come to the show and give it a B+. What's a B+ mean? I'm an extremist. It's either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, fuck you and the whole fucking staff!!! I know I shouldn't dignify this with a comment, but the reviewer threw a jab at all the artists. I just wanna know when was the last time you enjoyed yourself. If you can't have fun and lose yourself at this tour it's a good chance you're a very miserable person. I actually feel sorry for you guys. Your job forces you to not have fun anymore. Grab a drink, holla at some nice girls, and party bitch!! You don't know shit about passion and art. You'll never gain credibility at this rate. You're fucking trash! I make art. You can't rate this. I'm a real person. I'm not a pop star. I don't care about anything but making great art. Never come 2 one of my shows ever again, you're not invited and if you see me...BOW!! This is not pop, it's pop art!
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZzhEqzThoE]
Posted Tue, 04/08/2008 - 06:51 by maha
Sorry for the lack of updates everyone. To be honest, there is nothing going on in the celebrity world that would make me or you feel better about ourselves. They need more infidelity, more drunken text messages, and crazy animal orgy parties. God I miss my ex boyfriend.
Anyway, here’s what happened this week of absolute boredom in the celeb world:
Beyonce and Jay Z said I do. Who gives a shit...seriously guys, I can’t do that to you! You saw this everywhere. And she wasn’t even pregnant, how dare she get married without a scandal??
The only awesome thing that happened this week was George Clooney’s run in with a random, unknown caller. The caller left Georgie this message: "Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!" The investigation Georgie put into action went nowhere.
Let’s set the record straight, it wasn’t me.
As if I’d call! I don’t need to tell George to dump Sarah for me. One look at me and he’s on his knees! Well....that and I’ll be jumping out on him from the bushes outside his home completely naked. Don’t worry, I’ll plead insanity due to an abusive childhood. It worked the first time the charges were pressed. It should have been two times but Matt Damon didn’t seem to mind.
I am still very single. And very aroused! And a little confused......oh god, I’m Nick Nolte!!!!
