Casey Aldridge

  Or at least Casey Aldridge for now.  Looks like Juno Lyn Spears’s baby daddy bought her a ring!  And judging by that pink baby chair, there’s going to be another girl addition to the Spears family.  This has lead me to write this very honest letter to God:    Dear God, Are you even there anymore?  Look , I know we are a world of major fuck ups and we probably deserve all the harsh punishments you have bestowed upon us, but this has gone too far.  Bringing in one more Spears vagina into the world is as cruel as forcing one to choose between watching a Jake Gyllenhaal movie or a Maggie Gyllenhaal movie.   On that note, their parents are cousins right?  I mean there’s an explanation to that...right? Amen