Heidi Montag

You gotta give it to Heidi Montag here. Mocking her own plastic surgery addiction as part of an effort to urge Congress and consumers to enact fiscal reform? Genius.The Hills star is now joining the rest of the country in laughing at The Hills star with the help of Funny or Die and director Ron Howard, who created this new video.The goal? To urge Congress to enact financial reform."I was honored to work with the amazing Ron Howard," Montag said. "He was kind, generous and made me feel so comfortable ...

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Heidi Montag looks like a haggard trainwreck of a prescription drug addict, thanks to all the plastic surgery and genetics that made her pretty fucking ugly, but she does have stupid fake tits, that despite hating fake tits, look better than no tits, I guess….so here she is in a shitty funnyordie video because funnyordie is really not funny, but they clearly think they are, otherwise they probably would have changed their name, or maybe this is some brainwashing shit to trick us into thinking this shit is funny, cuz they tell us it is and people generally need to be told what’s funny or not,

Heidi Montag pokes fun at her plastic surgeries in this new Funny or Die video directed by Ron Howard!In the video, Heidi, 23, urges Congress to adopt financial reform policies and create a consumer agency to stop banks and credit cards from being “such sleazy jerks”. “I was honored to work with the amazing Ron Howard,” Heidi told People. “He was even more incredible than I could have imagined – kind, generous and made me feel so comfortable – he made me feel confident in my talent.” Did you catch the cameo from Heidi’s hubby Spencer?Heidi Montag: Funny or Die

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where you'll find answers to burning questions. Like: Is Angelina using Shiloh to challenge gender norms? Is Mary-Kate Olsen hooking up with Sam Ronson? What would Brad Pitt look like if he'd been in Avatar?This week we were disappointed by the cover stories of In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star. Our burning question would be: Why do the Kardashians keep landing tabloid covers? Don't we know everything there is to know about these women?

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On Rock of Love, Bret Michaels had more sex with desperate groupies than Heidi Montag has had plastic surgery procedures.As a result, it shouldn't be hard to grasp the controversy surrounding the rocker's duet with 17-year old Miley Cyrus, especially when the lyrics on "Nothing to Lose" include:We both know better than this/Still we can't resist/Slowly get undressed/Won't you fall down on me/So close I can feel you breathe.Still, when asked about the scandalous song, Michaels told Us Weekly "it's blown out of proportion." He elaborated, explaining how the duet came about:"[Miley's] like, 'This

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To each of you six people still interested in Jennifer Lopez's quickly tanking music career, you can sleep easy tonight!!After rumors made the rounds on the net that her seventh studio album Love? was canned after the diva and her label, Sony Epic Records parted ways, J Lo finally decided to clear everything up."I am making this statement to put an end to any confusion in regards to my next album, titled Love. I have belonged to the Sony family since the beginning of my career as a singer and together we've had great success.

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Let us answer the question posed above immediately: No, Justin Bieber pictures are not too cute to be true.These actually exist!The 15-year old singer put on a show for fans in Paris this week that grew so out of control, police almost got involved. Such is the life of a teen heartthrob.Below, fans can click on a slew of Bieber photos from the event. Be warned, however: these pics make puppies look like Heidi Montag, post-plastic surgery!

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I think this is a very interesting choice for People Magazine, to put Susan Boyle on the cover and openly question her sanity. This is after People made some questionable choices with their Kate Gosselin and Heidi Montag covers - so are they trying to appeal to a different demographic with a SuBo cover? Or is this a real question to ask - is SuBo too crazy for the level of fame she’s achieved? Her family seems to think so. They spoke to People, and the portrait they paint of SuBo is rather sad:After performing at Italy’s Sanremo music festival on Feb.

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