Lindsay Lohan

Here is Lindsay Lohan at the Chanel show today, in Paris. What. The. Hell?!? Chanel? First John Galliano, and now Karl Lagerfeld? Does France not have access to The Crackhead Diaries? Oh, by the way, CB asked me to stop calling Lindsay a “crackhead” all the time, something about “she’s probably on opiates anyway” and how CB “worries that Lindsay is going to die soon.” Which I understand, I guess - even though I think Lindsay has reached “cockroach level” in her survival of endless sketchy situations.

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Gerard Butler and Madonna have known each other for several years, ever since Gerard worked with Guy Ritchie on RocknRolla, back when Guy and Madge were still together. Gerry even told a story about Madge giving him a B-12 shot in the ass, and they even hung out together in Brazil a few weeks ago. So, they’re friendly. Which is why I’m not sure if I buy this report from Hollywood Life. They’re claiming that Madge and Gerry “were all over each other” at a post-Oscar bash. Ugh.

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Lindsay Lohan is suing for $100 million from E*TRADE, believing that the "milkaholic" baby featured in their Super Bowl commercial was modeled after her.The ad features a baby named Lindsay, accused of being the other woman in a baby love triangle. We'd love to have been in the writers' room for this one.At one point, the "girlfriend" baby demands to know whether or not the main baby was out doing some partying with "that milk-a-holic Lindsay" last night.A third baby pops into frame - supposedly "Lindsay" - and delivers the line "Milk-a-what?" Totally her.

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We know, we know. When is Lindsay Lohan NOT trashy? Perhaps there was once a time, and there may be again. But it certainly isn't here in Purple magazine.The alleged actress recently partook in Terry Richardson photo shoot for that fine publication you probably haven't heard of, and the pictures are what you expect.Not from the magazine, from which you likely have zero expectations, but what you expect of Lindsay Lohan pictures.

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I left Eli Roth off of the Hot Man Buffet accidentally, but now I’m glad I did. My former imaginary boyfriend Eli decided to attend the Vanity Fair party with his new girlfriend (?) Peaches Geldof, best known as the daughter of Bob Geldof and something like Britain’s Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton. It’s not even all about how idiotic this chick is, it’s also about how young she is! She’s 20 years old. Eli Roth is 37 years old. Ridiculous. So Eli Roth is the new Jeremy Piven, right? Ugh. Now I’m kind of over him.Thanks to Dlisted for the heads up!

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I think Lindsay Lohan must have a really good dealer in Paris, because she looks cracked out of her skull in these photos, taken yesterday as Lindsay sat front-row at John Galliano’s Fall/Winter collection runway show. Previously, it was reported that Galliano’s people didn’t let Crackface into the Dior show on Friday, which I’m not sure was the case. I think they initially rejected her, but she was still invited to the party. And then she got to come to Galliano’s show on Sunday.

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