Count Down To Spice Girls' 2nd Breakup

I really did contemplate the idea of a Spice Girls come back, then the contemplation turned into laughter, then hysterical laughter, and now it's just really not funny anymore. If they came back under a new name, like "Victoria Beckham's bitches" or "Mrs. Beckham and co" then maybe I would believe it. She is the new Geri Halliwell and I'm going to bet that she will walk out on the Spice Girls during the height of their world tour. And by height I mean day 2. Their new song "We Need Money BAD!" "Friendship Never Ends" will be broad casted across U.K. radios, October 22, 2007. However, parts of it were leaked today. The song was forged written by Emma Bunton, and Geri Halliwell and surprise surprise, Victoria Beckham has like two lines in the whole song. This just gets better and better. I'm kind of excited, but mostly because I get off watching other people crumble in front of the whole world, and the Spice Girls will not fail at doing just that. Watching four delusional adult women go through a very public middle aged crisis and fight for attention is and will forever be quality television. I say four because I am almost 100% sure Mel B. (Scary Spice) has a penis.