Dear moron who I met in my elevator
Tue, 01/02/2007 - 22:39
#1
Oh God, I loved it--that was your funniest post in ages. I almost wonder if the real conversation could have been that hilarious, it was so good! But sadly, knowing how people are, you probably didn't have to embellish it at all...
B
Wed, 01/03/2007 - 01:29
#2
I WISH it was a made up convo....I honestly wish for it :S
Wed, 04/04/2007 - 04:18
#3
lmao! That's halarious! It's amazing how many stupid people there are in today's society! Great blog! Thanks!
So I walk into the elevator and there's a really typical looking Abercrombie model-type guy in the corner. He smiles and says nothing. I was so not in the mood and I looked like crap so I avoided his stare as much as possible. We stopped at the 21st floor and this typical blonde haired bimbo walks in with a furry Louis Vitton purse. I wanted to puke at the sight of her heinous radio active orange tan and her square acrylic nails . Anyway this guy was obviously checking her out and for some unholy reason he opened his mouth and the girl began to vomit her life learned wisdom:
guy--grinning :"That thing sure looks warm"
Girl"Sorry?"
guy:"...just saying that purse....thingy looks warm."
girl"hehehehe OMG it is sooo warm. There's this girl I work with and she was like (in a baby voice)"awwww that thing is like a puppy!!" and she was like petting my purse and I was like (in a baby voice)
"that's not a dog! it's my purse!!" hehehee and she was like "yeah but it's like a little furry puppy" and I was like "awwwww it's my baby vitton!" and like everyone wants to pet it!!heheheh"
At this point the guy was just smiling and nodding and he said ".....it sure looks warm". I felt so bad for him. He was probably hoping the convo would go a little something like this:
guy "that thing sure looks warm"
girl"I want you"
point of this mind blowing conversation that I witnessed is you should never talk to strangers. They aren't dangerous, they're just dumb mot**********