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As you may have noticed, I missed Movie Monday Fling yesterday. I blame technology. My laptop was acting up again. Anytime I pressed internet explorer the little “access denied” bubble would popup making a ding sound. I SWEAR the ding sound hissed my name and no I’m not on drugs. Well…not the usual ones anyway. What? Okay let’s get on with this.
A whole lot of crap happened the past couple of days that is just not worth me talking about and you listening to. Every website has posted about Britney’s return to How I Met Your Mother. I didn’t watch it for many reasons and one being the obvious: this show makes Scrubs looks funny, and John Mayer tolerable. That alone makes me want to stick a fork in my eye, a dull, rusty, STD infested fork. Now the other reason: Britney Spears acting.
In Britney news, her and Kevin Federline need to either have another child, or she needs to abuse his ass on hidden camera. SOMEONE give her heroin. I’m bored already. I know in the past I claimed that I wouldn’t write about her until she got her life together, but seriously her clean, sober, fit ways make John Mayer tolerable!! Screw off people, it’s one of those days. Also her and K-Fed are friends again. Classic male move, the girl is skinny again and he wants to tap it.
In more who gives a shit news, Ashlee Simpson is going to wed douche bag extraordinaire, Pete Weiner Wentz this Saturday. Whoopdee do. Let me guess, they wed Saturday and within a week announce her pregnancy? Sneaky! So very unpredictable.
SHOOT ME. This is why I’m glad my computer denied me yesterday.
AND HERE IS MY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT :
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