Burning Pee

I was too busy watching The Hills tonight, so I missed Britney’s debut on How I Met Your Mother.  Well, that and that show is as funny as Two And A Half Men. It really is my fault. I made the mistake of catching the show with the volume on.  Anyway, Britney’s pa sure cleaned house! This is Britney out this weekend.      She is pant-full? She looks - good? Do my eyes deceive me? Not only that but she is going to auction off the outfits she wore on the show to raise money for the Natural Resources Defense Council.  I love how anytime celebrities want to do well in this world, they help the environment.  It’s great and all but how about giving up your must-have shopping sprees at Chanel for a weekend to some kind of human charity? Maybe I’m just bitter because I have this rash from all these blooming spring plants.  That’s what I told that guy I met anyway. He’ll eventually find out, I mean he’s got to pee at some point.  I like to avoid confrontation as best possible.