Colorful Yeast

I am officially a tool.  And before anyone comments, no this isn’t a self realization I came to due to the existence of this gossip site, or the fact that I buy underwear from a bin (scratch from record), this epiphany came to me today in the form of shiny spandex.  I bought the “must have” jersey spandex dress thingie from American Apparel today.  This dress is skin tight but can be worn in 16 different ways or something like that.  So far I managed to pull off two looks: bloated and self loathing. Self loathing is versatile.  Who knew.