KA-POW!

I was watching Fight Club today, and there’s a scene where Edward Norton and Brad Pitt are discussing people they would like to fight and it really made me think.  Just who would I want to punch in the face?  Since my real life friends (all 2 of them!) suffer enough by simple association, I decided to strictly leave this post for celebrities I would like to punch straight in the face.   My original list is non-ending so I decided to limit it to the top five and they are in order! Male: 1. John Mayer 2. Jack Black 3. Jake Gyllenhaal 4. Dane cook 5. Jimmy Fallon Female: 1. Scarlett Johansson 2. Lindsay Lohan 3. Ellen Paige 4. Heidi Montag 5. Jessica Simpson Undecided Gender: 1. Fergie