OfflineImagine I’m a producer for a big, lucrative network. Now imagine I hooked way too many viewers onto a brain draining reality show. Now imagine yourself a viewer, hooked on this non sense, and anxious for the much anticipated finale, the MUCH talked about finale, I’m talking more than the current presidential election! So imagine the horror unveiled in front of your eyes when I, the producer, decide to crap on your favourite show and call it a finale?
The above may seem like a ridiculously long intro to my feelings towards The Hills finale this week, but believe me the underlined bitterness does not express the wrath I have built and repressed all week.
And I couldn’t repress it for long, so here it is, The Hills Finale Under 5 Minutes:
Now I bring you a special personal vlog. As many of you know, I’m going to Chicago this weekend and I learned that Matt Damon will be filming there. I have expressed my somewhat horrifying stalker love for Matt Damon openly on this site before. But now I bring it in better vision! I made a video last week and you can check it out on http://www.youtube.com/celebfling but this video better illustrates my feelings.
I really need to bottle things in more. Think of the children people!
Have a great long weekend Canada, and a regular weekend everyone else!
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