Flinging Hump Day: George Clooney is SINGLE, which means nothing to us reading this

HOLY CRAP you guys! I wasn’t going to post anything today .  Hump Day is about relationship and frankly the most interesting announcement I received was Heidi Montag posing on the cover of US Weekly just like a good ol’ Stepford Wife with the title “I’m Ready to Say I Do” next to her gigantic praying mantis head.  Posting that would be absolute torture for me and for you, however I could post it if it didn’t have to be alone, right?   Meaning, there is a relationship worth our time and effort to write about.  Ladies, George Clooney is single.  Leggy Larson is out of the picture!  Wow that was short lived.  Actually, judging by her demeanour and the fact that he is a God, this was a victory for Larson.  I applaud you Larson, you and your leggy goodness.  A “source” claims that “George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down." I can name one thing they had in common.  I am their bastard love child.  Seriously I don’t care if George is my daddy, that’s how sick I am and that’s how much I want to be in his holy presence.  Plus with her legs and my bee-hind, things will really look up for me.  Oh and here’s the Heidi cover as promised: