I am Back and Well. Let's start : "Fling of The Week"

Sorry everyone for the lack of updates! As you know I am in the midst of various treatments and it’s difficult at times to keep up with all this crazy hype! But I am back and I am as bitter as ever. So I’m going to skip straight to, “Poo Fling of The Week”. Yes it is early, but you will see why I need to do it now. I present you with two today. YES two. It’s a tie. I can’t decide who I would rather fling at.   Daisy?   Or her inferior owner, Jessica Simpson on her current visit to the troops stationed in Kuwait?