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Wanted opens up today and since I’m in……between jobs at the moment, I am going to watch the matinee today. James McAvoy is every box office’s dreamboat. Angelina….not so much. And now add a little bit of Morgan Freeman and two hours of guns and abs and you have the perfect recipe for a humiliating disaster. Or as I like to call these little rare opportunities: Youtube material!
Expect a video parody soon! I’ll do my best to capture the truly amazing acting abilities of Angelina. I especially love her one-expression-for-all-moods “method acting”.
The sad thing about my life, and this is one of the least obvious sad things about my useless life, is that I would kill a baby kitten wrapped in rainbows and warm hugs just to be a fake eyelash on Angie’s eye.
Don’t judge me, my parents already do. Well my mom mostly, my dad gave up on my existence the day I came home from school with mittens attached to my winter coat, and a helmet on my head in case I drowned in my lunch soup.
God I miss College.
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