Jessica Simpson has problems

  Oh my god, hold the press! A failing pop star has a drinking problem??  I am as shocked as the victims’ parents at Michael Jackson‘s trial: “But we sent our child to a clearly race and gender confused pop star’s magical ranch for a weekend of care free play! What an outrage!”   Star Magazine reported this on Jessica’s drinking problem: “ Jessica's health problems were "brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol," says the source. "She was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection." Adding to her distress, anxious Jessica asked doctors to give her a pregnancy test! "She was a nervous wreck," says the insider. "She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant. She was feeling really weak and really scared. She was unravelling."..."She used to keep her drinks to a minimum, because she's very conscientious about the calories," says a source. "But Tony and his buddies really party hard, and I think they expect Jessica to keep up with them. But she is like a third of their weight and just can't hold as much as they can."   I love Jessica Simpson’s insider (aka Papa Joe).  Jessica is always the victim and never is to blame.  That is great parenting.  And an even better way to grow up?  Blame the boyfriend for your public mistakes.   Judging by the down spiral of her career, her incestual life style, her lack of brain activity,  and her dependant relationships, I would suggest she’s not drinking enough.