Lindsay Lohan Blames Her Parents. So do we!

These past few weeks we have witnessed Lindsay Lohan‘s return to the bottle and possibly coke (she is living with full time DJ, part time gender confused drug dealer Samantha Ronson) .  Frankly, I called it the day she announced her “successful sobriety”. She makes the boy who cried wolf look good. The above picture was taken after a night of partying with “girlfriend”  Ronson.  And instead of taking on the adult responsibility for her own screw ups, sources claim she is blaming her parents for her terrible decision making.  Dina Lohan is whoring teenage wasteland in the making, Ali on  their new reality show, and bible loving Michael can’t keep his mouth shut when the media comes knocking. Granted Lohan, your parents are the epitome of everything that is wrong with humanity, however your career is their free ticket onto the scene.    If you care that much, then stay out of the spotlight.  Simple.   Then you can be like any other  young female going through a drug induced alcoholic phase with slight bi curious tendencies.   You can still wear black nail polish and over-pout on myspace. I too blame my parents Lindsay.  And often Jesus.  Some may call it "denial" or "emotional repression".   I call it another excuse to see a therapist so I can take those blue pills.  Or are they red?   At the end it's all brown.  And those are the facts of life.   With that dearest Lindsay, Shit or get off the pot!