Lindsay Lohan: Titty Tuesday

  For some reason Lindsay Lohan showed up to the launch of  LG's Scarlet HD TV series.  And for some other reason she decided to dress three times her age, and ten times fuglier than the usual (at least she dropped the leggings). We all have seen Lindsay naked and quiet honestly, she needs to pack on the clothes.  Titty Tuesday is about fashion, but I think today I will make a perverted exception and discuss the obvious.  Her boobs look heinous.   She either needs a lift or she needs to sue.  Her saggy boobs, orange complexion, and that show girl get up, remind me of the swinging soccer moms who come to the PTA meetings to pick up.  Or the alcoholic moms who intrude in on their daughters’ sleep overs dressed in Lulus and midriff baring tops,  forcing the girls into awkward chatter about boys and sex. However that inflamed vagina on her mouth solidifies the fact that she’s just a hooker.  An upscale hooker.  Kind of like Melania Trump.  Just because a hooker marries, doesn't make her less of a hooker.