Monkey See, Monkey Do

  Wow she even got the bitch face right! Ali Lohan, Lindsay’s younger and possibly equally slutty sister, was out dining at Kobe in NYC with older hasbeen sister. Mother Dina (Satan) was nowhere to be seen. Probably at home feasting on the blood of innocent children. Lindsay is all smiles and was quick to her clone’s defense stating: “I’ve urged her to keep her head on straight. She needs to stay away from clubs! But I wish her the best of luck.” Yeah of course you want her out of the spotlight. You just posed naked in hopes of having everyone at your door steps with deals and future promises, but all you have going for you is an album which won’t sell or get air time. Lindsay can’t hang on to Ali, not yet anyway, let’s wait till she is 18 and then Lindsay can make money off of that. However Lindsay needs a new angle. I’m not loving this version! She’s smiling? She’s not supposed to smile! Oooo leggings, so hardcore, do they come with their own outbreak of yeast infections? She needs to venture on a new form of self abuse. Razors are sharp! I’m just putting it out there…..