Paris Hilton: Titty Tuesday

I I'm saying it.  I’m totally saying it, and then I’m bathing in acid to wash the shame off:    Paris Hilton looks great! **shoots foot off**   With all the spring time skank fest I’ve seen at the mall this week I’m glad to see the queen of all skanks checked her skank-a-rama at the door before heading out.  Everything about this look is chic yet simple.  And those shades are to die for!   God I sound like a gay man.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I love the gays!  They however  don’t return my drunken and sobbing advances.   Come to think of it, has anyone? I should really try a new angle.