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Another fashion week, another useless corporate has been convention, and the one chance to look good to retain whatever industry integrity you have left in the celebrity world of the used and the abused. Wow someone crapped in my cup of coffee this morning. I think this is me sober.
Dior held their fashion show in NYC yesterday and the stars came out to fake their conformist interest in high fashion. Christina Aguilera looked like a cougar show girl. Bitch needs to tone it down! We know you’re a mother but looking like a MILF under the age of 30 is not something to aspire to.
Charlize Theron looked interesting yet fantastic in an odd arrangement of fabric she calls a dress. Only she can pull that off with her immortal beauty. Seriously, this woman can wear a garbage bag and still call it couture.
My girl, JLO was every inch a goddess with her toned down makeup, simple hair, and fabulous yet simple dress. She is a princess. Ghetto still, but a princess. I have nothing bad to say about her.
The one …er “celebrity”?? who stole the show was Leighton Meester. The Gossip Girl…..celebrity? Looked stunning!
You know what? Screw Dior! This is a boring post, let’s make fun of someone worthy of fashion suicide! Yayyy. And I have just the person for it: Sarah Jessica Parker and her green tumour of a hat. Seriously, what the **** is that thing?
I’m going to try to understand this. So, the whole world has been waiting on the edge of their useless seats for the much talked about Sex and The City movie. Everyone who is anyone was waiting for the premier of this movie. Everyone who loves, knows, cares for both fashion and this show was waiting. Sarah knew the day they announced this project that everyone would be watching her every step, and her every fashion attempt, especially on the day it would premier. And FINALLY that day came and the movie premiered and Sarah Jessica Parker decided that a country house wedding centre piece would make the perfect accessory, not on the tables, not on the red carpet, but ON HER HEAD. And before she stepped out she looked at it and wondered if maybe, JUST MAYBE, it wasn't good enough and needed an addition of plastic puke green butterflies to really make it great.Did I get that right? I mean seriously, did I JUST get that right?!
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