Titty Tuesday: Pete Wentz's Facial

  I will make a fashion exception for this one because it’s just too much for me to handle.  I was just about to write newlyweds and I barfed a little in my mouth.  These two are a match made in emo hell.  Pete Wentz pulled an I’m-as-funny-as-John-Mayer douche act yesterday when he showed off his new plastic plate face to the paparazzi.  The plate read “Your Ad Could Be Here… Email Jon@Douchebag.com.   He seriously makes me want to gouge his eyes out with a dull fork while kicking John Mayer in the nuts, all to the live musical recordings of Ashlee. On a brighter note, this is a huge fashion improvement for Weiner Wentz.  It’s a great distraction from his face.