Wow. First of...That is NOT Jessica Simpson..I repeat that is NOT Jessica Simpson.
Ashlee (why does she spell her name the douche way??) is trying to sell herself. This is how I know something huge is happening:
Hair extensions and bleach: if you are an American girl between the age of 12-24 and you wanna make it big in Hollywood, you first have to strip yourself of anything natural. The Blonder the better, since you know... bleach blondes are skanks. I'm not bitter I'm just honest.
FYI if you can find a hooker/ballerina outfit then that is a BONUS. Nothing says success like kiddy porn!
P.S. Why is she in a bathroom??? Please tell me that is NOT her dressing Room? Freakin Carrot Top has a bigger room in Vegas!
Wow. First of...That is NOT Jessica Simpson..I repeat that is NOT Jessica Simpson.
Ashlee (why does she spell her name the douche way??) is trying to sell herself. This is how I know something huge is happening:
Hair extensions and bleach: if you are an American girl between the age of 12-24 and you wanna make it big in Hollywood, you first have to strip yourself of anything natural. The Blonder the better, since you know... bleach blondes are skanks. I'm not bitter I'm just honest.
FYI if you can find a hooker/ballerina outfit then that is a BONUS. Nothing says success like kiddy porn!
P.S. Why is she in a bathroom??? Please tell me that is NOT her dressing Room? Freakin Carrot Top has a bigger room in Vegas!