Lindsay Lohan

I’ve spent the majority of the day mourning the death of Corey Haim.

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Well, hello, Sailor! Here’s a lovely photo of a scruffy, dirty, naughty Gerard Butler in London earlier today. Damn, something about him is working in these photos - he’s very sexy when he’s not photoshopped into a Tom Ford-esque oblivion. Anyhoodle, this morning big reveal of the April W Magazine cover (jointly with Jennifer Aniston) isn’t the only magazine appearance we can enjoy from our beloved raunchy Scotsman. He will also be the April cover boy for April’s Men’s Health Mag. I can’t find the cover anywhere, which is fine.

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Last October, former Hollywood “It” Girl and current trainwreck Lindsay Lohan made her debut in the Fashion world as creative director for the the Emanuel Ungaro fashion house. Lindsay, in her capacity as creative director, had a hand in every single look that walked down the runway at that show. As a result, Emanuel Ungaro himself (who is no longer involved with running his design house) publicly called his company’s collaboration with Lohan a “disaster” … and many people agreed.

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Here is Lindsay Lohan at the Chanel show today, in Paris. What. The. Hell?!? Chanel? First John Galliano, and now Karl Lagerfeld? Does France not have access to The Crackhead Diaries? Oh, by the way, CB asked me to stop calling Lindsay a “crackhead” all the time, something about “she’s probably on opiates anyway” and how CB “worries that Lindsay is going to die soon.” Which I understand, I guess - even though I think Lindsay has reached “cockroach level” in her survival of endless sketchy situations.

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Oprah Winfrey reveals that she sees herself in actress Gabourey Sidibe.Kathy Ireland reveals that she was not drunk at the Oscars … she was just naturally really terrible.Robbie Williams loves marijuana.Quentin Tarantino has been sued over Kill Bill.Kirstie Alley’s got a BIG new show.Gaspard Ulliel is a stylish chap.I’m sorry but I can’t help but think that THIS song is a disas-tah!Is Lindsay Lohan really suing e-Trade for THIS ridiculousness?Ugh, THAT FACE!!Jenny McCarthy thinks Time magazine is lying.Who wants to see Amanda Seyfried’s boobs?OMG!! THAT FACE!

Gerard Butler and Madonna have known each other for several years, ever since Gerard worked with Guy Ritchie on RocknRolla, back when Guy and Madge were still together. Gerry even told a story about Madge giving him a B-12 shot in the ass, and they even hung out together in Brazil a few weeks ago. So, they’re friendly. Which is why I’m not sure if I buy this report from Hollywood Life. They’re claiming that Madge and Gerry “were all over each other” at a post-Oscar bash. Ugh.

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Lindsay Lohan is suing for $100 million from E*TRADE, believing that the "milkaholic" baby featured in their Super Bowl commercial was modeled after her.The ad features a baby named Lindsay, accused of being the other woman in a baby love triangle. We'd love to have been in the writers' room for this one.At one point, the "girlfriend" baby demands to know whether or not the main baby was out doing some partying with "that milk-a-holic Lindsay" last night.A third baby pops into frame - supposedly "Lindsay" - and delivers the line "Milk-a-what?" Totally her.

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Betty White confirms her SNL appearance - PopeaterWin Miley Cyrus‘ bracelets! - JustJaredJrLindsay Lohan files lawsuit against E-Trade over parody?

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We know, we know. When is Lindsay Lohan NOT trashy? Perhaps there was once a time, and there may be again. But it certainly isn't here in Purple magazine.The alleged actress recently partook in Terry Richardson photo shoot for that fine publication you probably haven't heard of, and the pictures are what you expect.Not from the magazine, from which you likely have zero expectations, but what you expect of Lindsay Lohan pictures.

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