ooo Brad Pitt dumped me
Thu, 11/17/2005 - 05:31
#1
Drama drama drama....alright maha heres my take on the situation...
Vince Vaughn is hot, like 'look im a comedian and im saving the day' hot. This works for him, and he gets HIS ;) with a newly singled ladyfriend...good for you, son. Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt looked like brother and sister anyway. They had become a markettable enterprise with their hollywood friendly UBER White American family-ness and dashing good looks.. lol. Someone had to kill that, it was only a matter of time.
Who better than....
Angelina Jolie or, "angie" as media have begun calling her,(perhaps her new homewrecker-family name?) is pretty but a psycho. [See late 90's marriage to Billy Bob & blood vials]
I have learned through this ordeal that:
a) you need to be pretty and steal people's husbands in order to be successful
b) you can get people to re-like you by adopting various thirdworld children
c) dont wallow in self pity in the public sector
d) Vince Vaughn is hot, and I heard Brad Pitt had a small unit anyway. Stop crying Jenny Jen Jen.
jiLL*
Thu, 11/17/2005 - 13:27
#2
WASSUP JILL.
HAHAHA That is so true!"b) you can get people to re-like you by adopting various thirdworld children"....that is so damn true. hehehehehe. Oh angelina...what a biatch huh?...but god I love her. I don't know about Vince Vaughn being hot..maybe in Swingers? he looked good. I don't care much about units..one eye monsters scare me..seriously god wasn't kind to that. But he's still Brad Pitt, you know? BRAD pitt! hehehe..I'd hit that.
maha
Fri, 11/18/2005 - 03:45
#3
hahahhahahahhahahhaaahaha one eyed monsters.. oh man.
Brad Pitt Legends of the Fall Brad Pitt or... Brad Pitt Fight Club? That's the real question.
Fri, 11/18/2005 - 05:07
#4
man I'd go with legends of the fall...and fight club BEFORE he goes all bald on us.
btw awesome picture!
Sun, 11/20/2005 - 09:56
#5
haha thanks.
ps: Jennifer Aniston named GQ's first ever woman of the year today..along with man of the year Vince Vaughn.
My life is complete.
(via media spectacles)
I Don't know why I hate Jennifer Aniston. Yes I feel bad that her sweet sweet hot sugar daddy left her for his own sugar daddy and he's become one smackable biatch and yes it was huge and yes everyone made her look like the victim...but honestly can you please just shut up already? I mean really it's been like what..forever. And please marrying Brad Pitt? Does she not know how Hollywood works? I know I sound mean and I should really care but I have no choice. I can either read about molecule development right now or read National Enquirer....guess which one I picked? And I'm so angry at those damn little molecules that Jennifer Aniston seems like the best person to take it out on. The girl is doing everything to get Brad's attention. She confessed to Oprah, to Elle, to Fashion, to GQ that "she doesn't care and she wants to get it on"...if you really don't care then STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. It's kind of like those people in your workplace that you want to fire but who just didn't get the memo you sent them about being fired. Her two latest is hanging off the arm of Vince Vaughn (Vince versus Angelina....hmm let me think) and posing half naked for the whole world to see *cough--Brad and Angelina--* so that we can see her reinvention as not just a hollywood starlet...oh no Hollywood doesn't stop there...but also as a woman! So ladies....if your hot man ever gets rid of you pose half naked and get it on with Vince Vaughn. ....and P.s. being anarexic is apparently a bonus! YAY.