Robo Holmes

I love Katie Holmes. She is without a doubt the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Her face is fresh and stunning, her hair is cute and classy, and she never does wrong when it comes down to fashion and style. However bitch needs to ask the wizard for a brain. Well in her case it might actually be a screwdriver because many of her robot screws are loose. Either way, she needs some serious help. Just like I threatened Britney earlier of not writing about her anymore until she gets her act together (which I have kept up with if you noticed!), I will do the same with Katie. Katie Holmes from now on you will only be referred to as Robo Holmes. This is until you get a clue and dump Xenu’s bitch of a husband you bagged and sign up with every major movie deal Hollywood Studios throw at you. Milk it! p.s. Xenu if you read this, I would like to remind you that views shared on this website are not that of my actual belief….it’s ….just fun gossip talk you know? **nervous laughter**……what? Oh I wrote nervous laughter when I actually nervously laughed? What? I’m still writing my thoughts? Oh God stop! Stop writing oh god stop. Oh God!!...um…no speaketa Engleesh. Xenu please don’t hurt me.